Nothing works. No "Daily List" For You

Someone is trying to write a daily list at their work

The boss comes in to see me in the other room. I'm not supposed to be working

They can't get something working

For some reason the computers will not work for them

So they ask if I can help write something for them

I try writing down a "Daily List" for them in a notebook, it doesn't work

No matter what I do, it will not work. It can't be done

No pens will work

I try one pen, then another, then another, then another

I try pen, after pen, after pen, after pen

20, 30, maybe even 40 different pens, none will work

Then I try a pacer pencil, but it is so light and thin, it can't be read

So I try pencils, but they won't write either. They just leave a faint imprint on the paper

Apparently the boss I'm trying to help (who is not my boss, I'm just trying to help them out) had the same problem, that's why they asked for help

"How about you talk and I type?" I say to them

They say "If you can do that?" Which seems like a strange question to me. Of course I can do it, I think to myself

But then I can't do it

No matter what I do, the computer won't allow me to type

The text format changes

Then the default language changes to Greek

Then something goes wrong with the display

Then something goes wrong with the software

Then something goes wrong with the operating system

Then something goes wrong with the computer

No matter what I do, things get worse

"I can't do it" I say to the boss

I explain what has happened and say to them "something doesn't like you, or me, or both of us"

They ask what I mean and I explain ...

A few things going wrong is coincidence

10 or more things going wrong is somehow deliberate

Everything going wrong like this, is intelligently designed

I don't know how it is possible. But something is doing this deliberately