Madonna (Madonnah) Gold Medal Olympian

I saw car races. I was competing and winning

Then movie theatres and a morning "Today show" TV crew outside filming a recreation of a internet video/trend where they gather people to mimic human sculptures/artworks that look like they are made of bronze, to try tip them over with their collective weight

People coming out of the cinema are asked to help

Then they are talking to Grant Hackett about Madonna (Madonnah as it was spelled) winning a gold medal at the Olympics for (solo) synchronised swimming

He admitted to the TV crew that Madonna (Madonnah) can't even swim

So he has no idea how she won a gold medal. It's impossible

Then I'm a person, back in time, carrying Madonna (Madonnah) into the Olympics, on-board a hot air balloon

I fly the balloon in and land it to let her out

It's a human, but not Madonna (Madonnah). It's actually a man dressed as Madonna (Madonnah)

Then I'm in the toilet cleaning up dried shit, mixed with large tree seeds (literally)

And while I'm doing it, they are going through all the conspiracy theories (that are actually true) and reasons that Madonna (Madonnah) couldn't possibly have won a Olympic medal

"It was clearly a man. You can see him covering up the bulge of his bits during the routine"

"She can't swim"

It was a montage of how the process was corrupt and people trying to work out how and why, she'd been given medals at the Olympics

I think it was actually more than one medal, though most people were concentrating on the pool medal

Nobody could understand how they were being allowed to get away with it, when they had been blatantly busted