I'm wondering how I'll be able to access my guitar amp while he's gone, because it's going into storage with everything else. I'm hoping he will give me a key, but I cunt think he's going to. I convince myself it will be OK, because I'll be able to ask him Mum to let me in to get my amp when I need it
A massive snake slithers through the middle of the dirt yard. Someone say a it's a brown snake, but it's huge like a python. I hear the words "reticulated python"
After this I notice that there are heaps more snakes coming out of the woodwork
Then I notice worms on the surface of the dirt wiggling around
Then I notice frogs hopping by
I say to my friend "Snakes, Worms and Frogs are all freaking out. I reckon they can sense something. Like a earthquake is coming"
Then I'm driving a woman home in her car
She is driving at first, before she parks it in Coconut Grove, crashing into a big group of snakes
Big enough to cover the bonnet
There is one massive bloated and dead snake that the car has ran over the top of
She reverses the car and all the snakes fall off the bonnet
I start driving the car into the city
Along the way, I pull into a place where you can clean cars
There are backpackers hanging around. I'm looking for a tap to clean off the underside of the car, because I get the feeling there are still snakes underneath
I turn the car upside down and discover a snake underneath, just as I suspected
I throw it away and it comes straight back
I throw it away a second time and it comes straight back
The third time I try throw it away it bites me several times down my right hand side
Then bites me on the right side of my face and doesn't let go
I peel its head off my face with both hands so that I manage to hold It's jaws open
I ask the people watching me, freaking out, to get me a pair of scissors
I'm going to cut its head in half, right through the middle of It's jaw. Cut the top part of its head from its bottom
I decided years ago I wouldn't kill any more snakes as I regret killing the ones I have in the past that didn't need to die
But this one bit me on face after I tried to get rid of it more than a few times, so I'll make an exception. This one needs to die
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